How Do You Call a Zombie?

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Types of Zombies and Their Traits

  • Jason Thompson has catalogued more than 350 different types of zombies in a taxonomy map.
  • Whether you’re bitten or scratched by a walker or not, you will become a zombie once you die.

Origins and Interpretations of Zombies

  • George Romero created the modern zombie in the late 20th century.
  • Zombies may exhibit behavior that resembles a lack of interest or understanding in their surroundings.

Humorous Zombie Jokes and Sayings

  • "Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise? It’s called Bread Rising."
  • How do you know if a zombie studied law? He always eats the arms first, legislator.

Miscellaneous Facts about Zombies

  • Zombies likely have normal pee and poop habits without sphincter control.
  • An effective name tag should not only display the person’s first and last name but also provide additional information to facilitate interaction.

Zombie Callings and Slang

  • Daryl Dixon and others in "The Walking Dead" refer to zombies as "geeks" due to their indiscriminate eating habits.
  • You can describe someone as a zombie in slang if their behavior shows a lack of emotion or interest.

Amusing Zombie Jokes

  • Q: Why did the zombie go crazy? A: He had LOST his mind!
  • Q: What does a zombie call Chinese people? A: Take out!

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